4th Canadian team to lose by the Coyotes.

Barbie, you had me nervous when I saw you step onto the ice. But honestly, I have faith that you might just come through. AND YOU DID!

Jovo, I was more than happy when you scored off the powerplay. And Pru, I was more than satisfied when you scored also! Anddddd Korps when you got the shootout goal.

Sharks game: not speaking of it. Sorry, but you’ll have to look at the recap if you want to see the score.

Woah!!!! Franchise record!!!!! 10th home winning streak! Coyotes deserve it!

It’s always nice to beat you old team and for it to be a Canadian team. Cause Canadians go so crazy for their hockey team losing. And so do Americans but Canada’s the hockey homeland.

B12-NA$TY, tsk tsk. Dude, Jovo took your job. Took! Gone! I was upset… Biz.

Canucks.. you and your Swedish twins…SUCK! Ha we beat you fair and with 4 corners- squares! They also hired an Oscar winning actor. Shame on you! Wasting your money. Well as long as I don’t play, go right ahead.

I feel weird writing this blog. Probably cause I’m not filling you in with every detail. And because I’m doing it at a fast pace.

Next game attending: 12.31- With Sharks. We’re gonna chew those guppies and SPIT THEM OUT!!

Much love for: Jovo, Barbie, Pru, and Korps. Much, much, much love for you guys!

Snuggies might just take over the world.

Last night’s game- wowwwwwww!!!

I brought my friend Anya with us and my dad made a sign for me saying “Today is my b-day! Sweet 16!” So, not willingly, I held it up.

I managed to get Muels eye. He looked at it and me and laughed. But laughed like “Aw that’s cute!” not laughed like “Ahh that stupid and embarrassing.”

Side note: Christmas was good. I got shirts, a dvd, a cd, few gift cards, a bag, and SUPERCROSS TICKETS! You know, dirtbikes, vroom vroom and dirt everywhere. Yeah, exactly.

But just before Christmas Eve, we shutout the Ducks! 4-0! :D

Okay, okay, okay! Nowwww the Snuggie Man was at last night’s game against the Kings! God, I’d kill to meet him. It was Doaner’s night and free blanket night! Oww!!

There was a hit on some King’s player delivered by yours truely, Ed “The Mother-Lovin” Jovanovski! The hit broke the other player’s leg. But it also involved another King’s player.

Not a whole lot of penalties for us but when we did, the Kings must have hired Oscar winning actors. Cause those actors got to the refs.

Refs suffer from vaginitis (pronounced: VAHG-GE-NITE-TIS) it’s a disease that effects your male parts and turns them into lady parts. It makes you believe in bad acting and allowing unfair calls or goals. It didn’t show up until Sidney Crosby came up on the scene.

There was a “BOO!! YAY!!” cam. Kings fans would be on the screen with the caption “BOO!!” and the same with the Yotes fans except we would be with “YAY!!”

My boy B12-NA$TY got in a fight! Yeahhhhh boiiiiiiiii! He won that round. Then he did the Milan Lucic of it: THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND GET THE CROWD GOING!!

Our goals were by Aucoin, Hanzal, and Yandle. Sweet:)

Hanzal’s was the best cause the Kings player made it look like he went to grab it before it goes in but it bounced off and went in. Lucky Czech. And the Czech line!

Last minute in the 3rd, 6 on 3. Us with 3 players and we managed to not let them score! Obviously, they had an empty net. But who cares?!

WE’RE GONNA WIN CAUSE JONATHAN QUICK IS NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN QUICK!!

Oh and today’s my 16th birthday. Isn’t that cool?

What do the Blue Jackets have in common with rain?

Yesterday’s game (which I did not attend) was with the Jackets. I’m not sure about the score or anything! I’ll I know is that Uppy was close to a hat trick. He deserves one.

My brother complained about how me and my dad went to the Ducks game on Halloween without him. Geez the game of hockey doesn’t revolve around you.. You’re not the only one that loves it!

Kay, I’m sounding like a spoiled brat. But you get the point.

Differences in both situations:
1. You had to work on the day of the Ducks game. Whether you wanted to go or not, you couldn’t. And the tickets were last minute! (Thanks Jordan for the tickets!)
2. You’ve had these tickets for awhile now. And you take dad cause you know he won’t complain about driving cause he’s going to a hockey game. AND you always tell me that he’s annoying cause he critizes the team.

Whew. Okay, that was yesterday’s news.. So say in yesterday!

Today at approx. 1:45pm, a HUGE bang of thunder comes sweeping through Tempe and Phoenix and..okay EVERY PART OF ARIZONA!

It’s starting to just sprinkle now but it’s still a little overcast. God, I love rain. And its scent:)

Me and my mom went Christmas shopping while the boys were out. Another thing to get my mind off of something.

My brohter was telling me that he want a new hockey stick and rollerblades.

*Record scratches*

Woah? I, me, myself, can’t get a Bryz stick, yes as in Bryzgalov!, cause it’s too expensive, but YOU want blades and a stick??

Unbelievable!

You’re a hip-ah-crit!! Geez, you’re already getting a tv! Isn’t that expensive ENOUGH?!

So if you’re from Arizona, why are you wearing a Red Wings jersey?

The credits for the title goes to Karen from Mean Girls. You know the “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” Haha I love that movie!

Ahem. May we continue?

Thursday’s game with the Jackets went into a shootout. And of course, they put Doaner in the 2 round of it cause it was his 1000th game. He got the goal and Langer won it for us! Yesterday was his 39th birthday. Whew!

Yesterday’s game against the Sitting-Lame-Name Ducks suckeddddd. For the most part, I wasn’t listening to it cause I was out Christmas shopping with my mom. Finally we went shopping cause I felt so late with not getting gifts and a tree. Not to worry, we already got a tree last night.

*sniffs* treeeeeee!

The boys took too many penalties which resulted in a penalty shot by a Duck. It was a no go. Thank god.

Tomarrow’s game against, once again, the Jackets is one I won’t be attending. My brother would rather go with my dad that complains about how bad their plays and passes are than to take me that appreciate them. *smiles*

I’m not sure when I’m going to one but I hope it’s gonna be soon.

Oh and when I was shopping at the mall with my mom yesterday, I saw this black guy walking with a small, Detroit Red Wings away jersey. As much as I love that team, one-

1. Wrong city man.
2. When they’re playing again at us, then I don’t like them.

Seriously, I saw a bunch of out of state jerseys like football stuff. You must have something or someone to back you up for wearing that here. Luckily, I saw some Coyote things like jerseys, COFFEE MUGS, and a HUGE DRINKING MUG!! And some bad ace hats too!

Hey Leafs, it’s winter and you need to fall to the ground. Oh wait, YOU DID!!

Seasons change and the Coyotes win against the Leafs 6-3. The goals off the Coyotes team were
Pru (twice!), B12-N4$TY, Uppy, Fiddy, and the empty netter goal by Vrby. Overall, it was a good game. The guy from Ice Edge was talking to Walshie and he knew what he was talking about, he knew everything about the team and what they’ve been going through.

I swear, when the Leafs got their goals, I looked like this:

Just like this. Except for the blood.

And when we got goals, I changed to this:

Bit my tongue, pouring blood like a fountain, and looked exactly like Gene Simmons.

After Pru got his 2nd goal, me and my brother highfived each other. Then when Vrby got his empty net goal, we fingerfived each other. It hurt cause we slapped our hands so hard against each other. Ow.

The game stood out than the other recent ones. Just because there was a lot of non-stop hard work and checks. Yes, from Jovo and Uppy, so those are pluses in my book.

It might sound weird but they played how I really want them to play at every game. And I know, “But Monika, they do. 1000000000000%. Always!” Don’t try to tell me they gave the same percent as they did at a game they badly lost. Don’t get me wrong, I love them, I just feel like this game was thee better game that seemed like they put that extra push into it.

Signs of the game:
1. Took finals in biology- words that I saw were Canadian and Maple. No lie.
2. Yesterday at Fresh And Easy, my dad doesn’t like Doan (Yeah, let the Doaner pictures you take speak for themselves!) so he refused to get the cheesy bread that expires on the 19th. What does he do? Get the ones that expires on the 16th. SIGN: Exp. Date- 16, date today- 16th. 2 for #16= 2 goals for Pru!

About finals-I took my bio, english, and photography (which I didn’t study for).
Tomorrow’s are history, math, and driver’s ed. Whew.

Then tomorrow’s another game! Against the BLue Jackets..hmm.

Next possible game: The 21st, against the Blue Jackets. AGAIN! My brother might be able to get an extra ticket for me. And he also said that he was close to what I want. Which I asked for a Milan Lucic jersey. Then he said that all he needs to do is to get it ordered and FedEx’ed!! I’m close to the target!

Gonna end off here… FREE BURRITO SURPREMES ON THE COYOTES!
I don’t like surpremes and I never had the burritos but I’d eat one for the win of the Coyotes!!

Controled by the Kings, ate some fish, and fell without Wings.

Thursday’s game with the Kings- tsk. After a tie, 2-2, we went into overtime then a shootout. 8 rounds, it was nice to see Pru happy and Lang. I need a nickname for him.. Langer? Rolla? Like Robert and Lang together. Ignore my resistance to grow up:)

At last, Scottie Upshall! Last hope, then no hope. We lost. But me and my brother tenfived (using both hands) when Lang got the goal in the SO. So that was nice.

Saturday’s game against the Sharks. Perfect, perfect, wait? It was 2-1? And you couldn’t lie and say it was a shutout? Oh geez.

I went along with my brother and dad. It was good to see Vrby and Lang get a goal:) Ahhhh my new favourite players! Then some Shark player got a goal. Goodbye shutout, hello square one.

We went down to the glass during preskate and I got so many nice pictures of the guys! My dad, above me, pointed down at me while looking at Uppy, I didn’t know any of this! But Uppy smiled and looked at me! I felt like I stood him up! Sorry Uppy, but I still love ya! “Everytime the Coyotes get a goal, Chuck Norris gets punched.” a sign said. Best. Sign. Ever. It was a full house there, really loud!

Tonight’s game was against the Raw Wings. Uncooked, pink, cold wings. Thanks to Py’s and Vrby’s goal, it got us to a 3-2 score. But since we got 2, we lost.

Bryz! Don’t leave your net! Wait! They didn’t score! Then you know what Bryz, stay at the bench! Take a long break, you deserve it!

It sucked loosing but it’s better than a big difference loss and a empty netted loss.

Next game attending: My mind’s open. My brother and dad might be going to see them against the Blue Jackets on 12.21.

Again, my mind is, always, open.

Matt Duchene has a sexy game.. very sexy.

So I’m watching the Avs and Wild game- 2nd period, 1-0 Wild. But soon it’ll change. God, I hope the Avs win.

Monday’s game against the Wild had me speech-a-less. Haha:) So it was 2-0 Coyotes, 4th winning streak and 5th shutout for Bryz:) Yay! At the end when the game was over and everyone was just mad, a Wild player got a penatly and eveyone on the ice broke out in a fight! The fight that broke out of the whole thing was Fiddy and Sheppard. Sheppard- you got your butt handed to you. Fiddy threw punches after punches! Fiddy, did I mention you’re one of my new *favourite* players?! Well you are!

I missed school, again, yesterday cause I woke up at 7:20 and I usually leave the house at 7:30. So I told my mom (cause it never slipped INTO her mind) that I woke up late and I just felt like staying home. So she proceeded to let me stay and shortly after, she told me that she told my dad that I woke up ‘throwing up and having a fever’. Yeah, I lie sometimes, but this is too much for me to chew and swallow.

Later at 6:00pm, me and my dad went to see.. *drumroll, please* MATTHEW FREAKIN LOMBARDI AND SCOTTIE HIS FREAKIN BOYFRIEND UPSHALL!!

My dad bought me a Spezza stick, FYI- just a reminder that we did beat them! And I waited and I see Lombo come from the front doors and NOT ONE person noticed! Whaa?! It’s Lombo, kids! LUHH-MMM-BOW! So we’re at the front and Lombo and Uppy says (not at the same time of course!) “Hi. How are you?” and me “Hi… I’m good, thanks. *awkward silence*” I got a signed Yotes hat for my brother, Uppy= his idol. So yeah, I got a picture only with Uppy. Sorry Lombo.. It was fun to see them though:)

I wonder if they’re really connected at the hip.

I’m late!

Then to now:

1. Coyotes vs the Flames game was a In-Your-Face-Punks kind of game. My dad, brother, and I went on the biggest bus.. full of OLD, Flames fans. One even told me “Go Flames.” SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR TAPIOKA PUDDING YOU BURN OUT FLAMES! Haha so we were the only one in the bus that were for the Coyotes and since they passed out hats, the Flames fans wore them.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT ON THE COYOTES’ WIN!!

(When we were walking to get signed in, we got boo’ed. STFU! XD )

All the Canadian fans went wild for the Canadian anthem. *cough go back home cough* Excuse me.

It ended on a 2-1 Coyotes, ironically like last game but Flames won. The 1st goal was by some player on the Flames with one, ONE, second left in the 1st period. Then Petr Prucha and Taylor Pyatt got the others. Py was on a breakaway! It was perfect! So was Petr’s with very little room between the goalie and net.

It was nice to leave the arena in a QUIET, PLEASANT ride home. In yo face, Flames! Howler even silly sprayed Flames fans:) And when we’d see a Flames jersey, I would hold up my Yotes hat like, ‘Suck it in!’ (and no, I didn’t day it) and my dad would say “I would wear THAT jersey!”

2. The game last night against the Senators. I watches it off my brother’s computer and it was off of what the jumbotron was showing. 3-2, goals by Jovo, Py (in the 1st period) and (yeah, I forgot) then, well who cares who got the goals from the Sens.

FOURTH STREAK BOYS! Tomarrow, they play the Wild. And poor Bryz didn’t get his 4th shutout.. but him and his family were in the newspaper! His kids are so cute!

Next game attending: SJ Sharks!

Not to forget, on Friday, some kid used a line on me- “Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?”
Nope, but did it hurt when I kicked you in the you-know-where? I thought so.e

YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST. THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD- KISS!

Yeah, dudes, I saw KISS with my brother. Suck it in! I got a shirt which was an adult’s medium, oops, that has Gene on the front and Paul on the back.

It was amazing! Buckcherry played “Crazy B1tch” and the stripper-ness came out of every 25-35 year old women in the arena. They, band, music, and drunks gave me a headache!

But KISS, god, I can say a lot about their show. Fire, fireworks, I’d write pyroglifics but the spelling is probably wrong, and TONGUE AND BLOOD! Oh and we would boo cause ARIZONIANS HATE TULSA!

Paul Stanley had each side scream when pointed upon. I was sitting right across from the stage, with a drunk guy that madeout with his skank in front of everyone. She left for the whole show. I guess her pimp wanted her back! XD

If you look up “Kiss Glendale” it should have little views by OFFICIALKISS or some screen name like that and you’ll watch the opening song!

It was from 7:30 to 11:00. We came home 10 minutes till 12. So rather than do homework, I went straight to bed.

My mom’s friends and my aunt couldn’t believe I was seeing them. Neither could I since they’ve been playing for 35 years, hence tour title- Alive 35.

In other news: tomarrow I’m going to see the Coyotes and Calgary Flames. I got 2 sign ideas for a special someone;)

Then I *might*, doubt it that I’ll, be seeing the Ottawa Senators, then the Minnesota Wild, and finally the San Jose Sharks.

So Paul Stanley said the greatest thing ever there: “You guys have opened your arms to us.. and your legs!” then proceeded to show 2 fake blondes on the screen.

I wish I took pictures but the security seemed tight and strict. Geez. It was nice to see my brother make progress in making sure I’m with him and I don’t sit next to some weird, old guy. Yeah, we switched out original seats:) It was sweet, he said the shirt and concert were my Xmas/bday gifts. You can sing happy birthday to me 2 days after you eat your Christmas dinner:)

So I’ll end it here.. I’m tired but I have math homework, not surprising.

Signs of the Phoenix Coyotes (In El Paso)

1. There was a Mueller Inc. by the freeway.
2. A “Coyote Fireworks” sign by my grandparents’ house.
3. While I was doing my hair, I thought I heard someone say Robert Lang, ironically he got a goal!
4. After we got slushies from Sonic I heard “Invincible” by Adelitas Way, the opening song for the Coyotes. And I was like, “Now welcome your Phoenix Coyotes!!”