If I were Miley, I’d be saying something stupid like “Sweet Niblets!” but since I’m not her, then screw it!

6-1, Coyotes. With Bryz in the net, Vrbata’s 500th game and a little help from Vandermeer, Lang, Jovo and Lombo’s 2 goals, how can the Coyotes go wrong?

And it didn’t end there!

Robert DeNiro's in a fight!

DO WORK B12_NA$TY!!

I read in an interview, where he is asked about his heritage. And he replied:

“1/4 African American, 1/8 mike tyson, 2/7 Caucasian, 1/15 black rapper, 1/16 Coyote & the rest is Canadian-Savage.”

I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!

They say the quiet ones are the ones that take you by surprise..

Comrie's dating Hilary Duff: another reason to fight him.

Quick fight, though. But since every ‘fight’ is a fight, I’ll consider it a fight.

So at school I’m not the only one that loves hockey- 2 kids have worn both new and old Coyotes jerseys! But my friends think I’m still the only fan there.

Any Habs Lovers!?

Did that today for my friend's hand. Pretty good.

and… LOOK WHO MADE THE FRONT COVER OF THE SPORT SECTION!

Lombardi knows how to party!

Okay, I’m done.

Letter Of Consent to the Dallas Stars

Dear Dallas Stars,

Your goalie sucks but since the Coyotes couldn’t score, that still doesn’t change anything. Benn, I dislike you and your attempt for a hattrick; Bryz said no thanks. I can’t wrap my head around the fact that you have bigger crowds than us.

But that soon will change:)

Like my mom said “There’s nothing to do in Texas.” She’s lived there, so don’t state otherwise.

Your friend tried to win the fight over B12-NA$TY. PshYaRite! Never in a million years!! MILLION YEARS!

Oh and how dare you mess with our Czech! Z could have easily called Marty, in Czech, and he would have kick your sorry aces.

Yeah, I went there.

Loathe, Monika.

PS: Don’t write back. I’ve got better things to do.

Our ceiling, the Preds, the Red Wings, my cold, and fever got PWND.

A lot has happened during the week and weekend.

I got the cold and fever. Sore throat, coughing, and sneezing. Oh geez.
Missed 3 days of school.
Yotes’ games and… that’s pretty much it.

On Thursday, this is what happened in our Arizona Room, as we call it.

While Upshall got a hat trick, we got buckets!

Then while that was getting fixed, I took a picture to see what I really look like.

*Photoshop Not Included

It was funny to see how other people react when I do it. And to me, it’s even funnier.

Anyways, The Coyotes have had some luck in their hands.

With the Red Wings game on Versus, it was nice to show everyone that they’re not the bankrupt team they once were, or the young, amateur, filled team they were. Along came with good defeats like the Preds and Flames games.

So I’ll end it here. Too bad I won’t go to any games for this month.
(I’m making it a mission to see at least one every month!)

PS: When Scottie got his hat trick, my dad DID NOT throw his hat. Because he was behind a net. I would have asked people to throw it for me!

What had happened was..

Hockey, supercross during football and more hockey. Whew heavy week!

Okay, this blog needs to be more appealing..

How ’bout next posts include pictures? Or something..

I’m open to suggestions, cause trust me, I’m getting bored with this too! Bahahaha

Anything! Anyyyyythingggggggg!!!! Literally, just follow me on twitter (@Ehmonika) or comment this giving me a suggestion.

If not then…

Am I in Alice In Wonderland? Because everything is off..

Late, late, late.

Islanders beat us flat with the shootout win on Saturday 1.9. Then yesterday again, got beat by the Sharks.

That’s 4 straight home loses: Sharks 12.31, Red Wings 1.2, Islanders 1.9, and Sharks again 1.12.

I’ve never felt so ashamed:/

And they benched B12-NA$TY. Why? He GOT a goal again the Islanders. Geez..

Next game is against the Devils.

Oh Brodueur. Kind of sounds like oh brother. Hmm.

Next game attending: Mind, ears and door is open. I really want to go see the Coyotes against the Rangers. So that I can see Staal, Avery, Dubi, Drury, Gaborik, Higgins and King Henry! But it’s not until the 30th and they’re gonna honor Teppo Numminen!

How much do you wanna bet someone is gonna yell out something that involves the words “Sean Avery” and “sloppy s3c0nds”?

Ohhhh and Tippet was his coach when he was on the Stars. Hmm a little intimidation, I see!

Canucks got chucked and we lost luck.

4-0. Hat trick. Shutout. Not good.

2 players buried their faces and started bleeding onto the ice. I’ve never seen that much blood on the ice. Well, besides Clint Malarchuk’s throat injury. But this was happening without going to commercial or anything!

Oh and: Same. Dumbest. Refs. As. Last. Game. With. The. Oilers. Period.

My mom just brought home the ESPN magazine.

‘National Headache League’ was the title of the 3 pages of hockey. I haven’t read the whole thing but for the most part they talked about how the injuries are becoming greater and the league is getting more violent than ever. Especially this season.

And Uppy was in it. Wah wah wee wah!

Not much happened besides this, so I’m gonna end it here..

So yeah..

Burning the midnight Oil, the Coyotes’ way.. literally burning.

5-4 in OT, Coyotes. Goals by Doaner x2, Vrby’s amazing breakaway, Marty, and Pru! The Refs and Oilers can eat it! Refs didn’t allow the whole “goalie interference” goal by Aucoin. But the “interference” wasn’t against him, it was against Jovo. Oh gag me.

This whole week, is Coyote week.

My attire for school will be skinny jeans, flats, a Victoria’s Secret Pink ASU jacket(NOT colored pink, the brand/company, whatever) andddd:

Monday: Yotes jersey
Tuesday: Property of Coyotes long sleeve
Wensday: Brother’s old signed Roenick shirt
Thursday: Maybe the Tkachuk shirt
Friday: Whiteout tee? The free shirt given at the Whiteout?

Hmm, I’ll see..

So I signed up on GoodInc.com where you can upload your pictures and people can rate them. I heard something about paying for the best pictures on a blog but nothing on that on GoodInc.com.

Since I just signed up, it’ll take a while for me to get things going:)

Look me up! My username: monikaa

Also, I need a flickr account. These hockey pictures need to get some recognition, so flickr’s a good start.

I’ll do anything in my will to get views and compliments whether it’s good or bad. Both will make you work harder.

I, also again, need to post some pictures on my blog too. I did in past posts but I stopped. The reason why is that I’m currently doing posts on my iPod touch, which doesn’t let me upload pictures unless I’m on a computer.

Imma end it herrrrr!

(PS: I got a book to learn sign language. So far, so good!)

Red Wings and Sharks and Boyle. Oh my!

Not a good way to end and start the new year. Losing to the Sharks and Wings is pathetic. Á mon avis, that’s is.

With goals by Uppy, Py and Lombo (combined games) they weren’t too shabby.

If there’s any advice I could give, it would be:
“I’d rather shoot the puck knowing I tried than to pass it to another player and loose the opprotunity.”

And that’s all there is to it! Nothing more or less. Just period.

If I somehow get the chance to ever talk to the team, I would give them that quote. Of course, I would have this looooooong talk to them about passing and plays but I don’t want to rag on them too much, cause I mean have you seen their stats? Amazing!

Next topic: Dan Boyle:)

Yes, the Dan Man, the Boil Me Up, the Boy Toy! Haha from 12am to 3am me and my Coyote friend @missy7280 were coming up with songs for him. Cause if you haven’t seen it, BoyToy’s picture of him shirtless with a fur coat is extremely hot!

We managed to get up to 18 songs together, from “Breathe On Me” by Britney Spears to “I Touch Myself” from the Divinyls!

Yeah, we got them all!!!

It was really fun cause there was many love songs to choose from, thank god for iTunes!

So ending this little number right about now..

Next game attending: Not sure. My mind, ears and doors are open!

4th Canadian team to lose by the Coyotes.

Barbie, you had me nervous when I saw you step onto the ice. But honestly, I have faith that you might just come through. AND YOU DID!

Jovo, I was more than happy when you scored off the powerplay. And Pru, I was more than satisfied when you scored also! Anddddd Korps when you got the shootout goal.

Sharks game: not speaking of it. Sorry, but you’ll have to look at the recap if you want to see the score.

Woah!!!! Franchise record!!!!! 10th home winning streak! Coyotes deserve it!

It’s always nice to beat you old team and for it to be a Canadian team. Cause Canadians go so crazy for their hockey team losing. And so do Americans but Canada’s the hockey homeland.

B12-NA$TY, tsk tsk. Dude, Jovo took your job. Took! Gone! I was upset… Biz.

Canucks.. you and your Swedish twins…SUCK! Ha we beat you fair and with 4 corners- squares! They also hired an Oscar winning actor. Shame on you! Wasting your money. Well as long as I don’t play, go right ahead.

I feel weird writing this blog. Probably cause I’m not filling you in with every detail. And because I’m doing it at a fast pace.

Next game attending: 12.31- With Sharks. We’re gonna chew those guppies and SPIT THEM OUT!!

Much love for: Jovo, Barbie, Pru, and Korps. Much, much, much love for you guys!

Snuggies might just take over the world.

Last night’s game- wowwwwwww!!!

I brought my friend Anya with us and my dad made a sign for me saying “Today is my b-day! Sweet 16!” So, not willingly, I held it up.

I managed to get Muels eye. He looked at it and me and laughed. But laughed like “Aw that’s cute!” not laughed like “Ahh that stupid and embarrassing.”

Side note: Christmas was good. I got shirts, a dvd, a cd, few gift cards, a bag, and SUPERCROSS TICKETS! You know, dirtbikes, vroom vroom and dirt everywhere. Yeah, exactly.

But just before Christmas Eve, we shutout the Ducks! 4-0! :D

Okay, okay, okay! Nowwww the Snuggie Man was at last night’s game against the Kings! God, I’d kill to meet him. It was Doaner’s night and free blanket night! Oww!!

There was a hit on some King’s player delivered by yours truely, Ed “The Mother-Lovin” Jovanovski! The hit broke the other player’s leg. But it also involved another King’s player.

Not a whole lot of penalties for us but when we did, the Kings must have hired Oscar winning actors. Cause those actors got to the refs.

Refs suffer from vaginitis (pronounced: VAHG-GE-NITE-TIS) it’s a disease that effects your male parts and turns them into lady parts. It makes you believe in bad acting and allowing unfair calls or goals. It didn’t show up until Sidney Crosby came up on the scene.

There was a “BOO!! YAY!!” cam. Kings fans would be on the screen with the caption “BOO!!” and the same with the Yotes fans except we would be with “YAY!!”

My boy B12-NA$TY got in a fight! Yeahhhhh boiiiiiiiii! He won that round. Then he did the Milan Lucic of it: THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND GET THE CROWD GOING!!

Our goals were by Aucoin, Hanzal, and Yandle. Sweet:)

Hanzal’s was the best cause the Kings player made it look like he went to grab it before it goes in but it bounced off and went in. Lucky Czech. And the Czech line!

Last minute in the 3rd, 6 on 3. Us with 3 players and we managed to not let them score! Obviously, they had an empty net. But who cares?!

WE’RE GONNA WIN CAUSE JONATHAN QUICK IS NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN QUICK!!

Oh and today’s my 16th birthday. Isn’t that cool?